meow meow muthafuckas

lovelymoth:

when the friend come online

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qrieves:

Petition to invent microwaves that automatically mute after midnight instead of waking up the house/neighbours/ancestors

(via informercials)

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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via magstah)

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justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

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http://kimmykoosh.tumblr.com/post/95455019035/texasuberalles-freyjapup-its-been-nine-years

texasuberalles:

freyjapup:

Its been NINE YEARS and i still dont think anyone knows exactly why teen titans was cancelled

Same reason Young Justice and Green Lantern The Animated Series were canceled: Girls liked it. Paul Dini finally up an’ said it out loud in an interview a…

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loraxetives:

if ur going to be talking about me behind my back at least youll be in the optimum position to suck my ass

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