My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH
THAT IS EPIC
This is us!
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.
my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”